May 2012
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Writing down what my husband says as he watches...
James: Look at these guys.
James: The only way to get on this show is if you say yes to these questions: Are you a dick?
James: Do you like tight black t-shirts and arm curls?
James: Do you like attention?
James: Do you have an arm tattoo?
James: Why aren't any of these guys talking about fucking her? That's ALL these guys would be talking about without the cameras there.
James: Look at these guys. Dick. Dick. Dick. Dick.
James: I can't believe this woman put her kid on this show. "My Dad died, and then my Mom went on this whore show twice."
James: This guy is totally Will Forte.
James: What!? This guy just answered a question with a question.
James (valley girl accent): "I'm not feeling butterflies!! I'm just feeling sick that I have to sit with this guy who answers my questions with questions for another 2 hours."
James: She's crying because she's a total mess.
James: I would hate to get murdered. That would be the fucking worst way to die ever. You'd just be like, "ARE YOU FOR FUCKING REAL?"
James: As if this woman couldn't find a boyfriend without a TV show.
James: A beard isn't really complete until you can put elastic bands in it, right? That's how I'll know when mine is done.
James: When I was fat a few years ago, in all those pictures, can we just tell people that was your uncle?
James: I'm going on The Bachelor. I'm so fucking done with you Kelly. I'm going on the Bachelor to meet one of these hot ladies who knows what they are looking for.
James: The only thing Tony can do at this point is whip his pants down.
James: I'm going skydiving. Chances of dying are 1:100000, chances of dying in a car 1:4000. I'm going to skydive into the pool. If I died because the chute didn't open, that's a pretty great story for the kids to tell their friends.
James: I want a 60 day membership to this BJ's place.
James: Look at this douchebag's hair.
James: Nice fucking letter, man.
James (Imitating Bachelor): "I have a son named Taylor. He's 5 and a totally sweet kid and he will absolutely bone your daughter Ricky."
James: Stevie is a PARTY MC??
James: Who says 'mincely'? Who the fuck says 'mincely,' come on.
James: You can tell that guy got hit in the head.
James: As if she's gonna pick the Party MC, she has a kid.
James: She picked the Party MC. That's how you know this is buillshit. That's fantastic.
James: You're a biology teacher man. You make 20K a year, what is THIS GIRL supposed to do with you, a biology teacher? She already knows where her vagina is.
The Real Stars of The Avengers
caitlinmarie55:
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Forget all the A-Listers in The Avengers. Their asses were the real stars ;)
Simon's still trolling Tumblr... DANGER WILL...
rehfan:
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The difference between bees and wasps.
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
That Interest Me!: Avengers Spotlight: Hawkeye →
my1archive:
by Ben Silverio
Our next Avengers Spotlight takes a look at the team’s resident master marksman, Clint Barton AKA Hawkeye. Barton made his first appearance in ‘Tales of Suspense’ # 57 in 1964. He was created by Stan Lee and artist Don Heck as a villain, but he quickly…
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April 2012
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Reblog this if you AREN'T homophobic.
hogwarts-hobo:
ari-marc:
Just want to see how many of my followers actually reblog this.
IT’S OKAY
TO BE GAY
I WON’T MIND
IF YOU LIKE YOUR KIND
IT’S OKAY
TO BE GAY
I’D STILL LOVE YOU
AND OTHERS WILL TOO
people are fine by me.
everyone should reblog this
I really love the amount of rainbows in this post.
March 2012
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February 2012
15 posts
Watch
Higher quality video of Darren and Kermit’s duet
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Dermit
chiaritas:
I ship Darren And Kermit the Frog.
“Love is Love, man”
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Squintern Wendell is on Twitter!
bonestaughtme:
Hi folks! In case you haven’t heard Michael Grant Terry, the actor who plays Wendell Bray on Bones is on Twitter. His Twitter handle is @LLMGT if you want to follow him. Show him some love & welcome him to the crazy Bones fandom :)
For some reason Ladies Love Michael Grant Terry is the perfect user name.
